They don’t matter. You know who matters? The rare cats with the twee pun-based names. They give you the most fish, and you chose to live in a cat-pitalistic (not sorry) society where puns and fish are the bedrock of the entire economic system. How cute is Bandit? And Pickles? And little Ginger? It doesn’t matter. What do you see? If it is both the Green and Pink Cat Macaroon, you may have a spending problem. If it is all four available Kick Toys, you may have a spending problem. If it is a literal pile of leaves, which is something people pay to get rid of in the human world, you most DEFINITELY have a spending problem.
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Here’s how to get a grip on this thing.ġ) Take a Good, Hard Look at Your Goodies. The idea that a cat would even enjoy a “marble pad” is ridiculous in and of itself. Think of me as the Suze Orman of Neko Atsume- a harsh and irritating voice screaming in your ear every time you think it is a good idea to buy say, a “Pickling Pot” for 18 gold fish, or even worse, a “Marble Pad” for 30. Do you spend real live money on Candy Crush Saga? Do you view your Chase Bank overdraft fee as more of a suggestion than a warning? If so, I’m here to pose the question: are you living above your means on Neko Atsume? Given that the Neko Atsume fanbase is comprised largely of millennials, it makes one wonder how an irresponsible group of whiny grown up baby adult people could possibly be equipped to care for a yard full of digital kitties. Neko Atsume is a popular iPhone game where you can care for tiny adorable animated cats in your very own virtual backyard.
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